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Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - John Thorp - 2012-01-06 17:47:42
What do French DJs have for breakfast?
Francois Special K.
What DJ is the worst at ironing?
Etienne De Creasey.
Bonus points for any actual funny ones.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - joshywoshy - 2012-01-06 18:41:20
What do you get if you cross DJ Zinc with the Cryptonites?
Alloy Mental.
that is dreadful lol
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - Attack Yourself! - 2012-01-06 22:47:53
Why isn't Will.I.Am allowed on trains?
Because he steals the tracks.
Props to Justin Faust for that one.
And of course, that old classic...
Why did the lion get lost?
Because the JUNGLE IS MASSIVE.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - Hubee - 2012-01-06 22:59:32
(2012-01-06 22:47:53)Attack Yourself! Wrote: Why isn't Will.I.Am allowed on trains?
Because he steals the tracks.
Props to Justin Faust for that one.
And of course, that old classic...
Why did the lion get lost?
Because the JUNGLE IS MASSIVE.
haha knew you'd rescue this thread!
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - Illidren - 2012-01-06 23:17:11
Does Xavier Du Rosnay like lime in his drink?
No, just ice.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - SpunkyBackpack - 2012-01-07 00:58:10
(2012-01-06 23:17:11)Illidren Wrote: Does Xavier Du Rosnay like lime in his drink?
No, just ice.
But will he be making drinks for anybody else?
Nope, just his.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - shortcircuit - 2012-01-07 03:52:04
(2012-01-06 22:47:53)Attack Yourself! Wrote: And of course, that old classic...
Why did the lion get lost?
Because the JUNGLE IS MASSIVE.
Aww, I was going to post this, did you pinch it off me from the last time we had a joke thread? Someone told me that joke years ago in a club toilet whilst brodinski was playing in Manchester. Maybe it was you!
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - Slick - 2012-01-07 04:55:00
Worst pick up line;
'Hi, my name is David and wanna Guetta know you.'
Anyway, that Will.I.Am joke is just perfect.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - Roland Daggett - 2012-01-07 06:06:32
this Black Van is a Menace
that was so bad
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - auxrevoir - 2012-01-07 08:08:34
(2012-01-07 00:58:10)SpunkyBackpack Wrote:(2012-01-06 23:17:11)Illidren Wrote: Does Xavier Du Rosnay like lime in his drink?
No, just ice.
But will he be making drinks for anybody else?
Nope, just his.
LOL.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - Attack Yourself! - 2012-01-07 15:22:01
Did you hear about the guy who paid an arm and a leg for a WAV off Beatport?
Don't worry, he's all right now.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - sixs - 2012-01-07 18:02:44
whats the difference between fishing and a dubstep rave?
nothing, its people standing around waiting for the biggest bass.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - jamiebb - 2012-01-07 18:25:52
I didn't know until today Hugh Laurie is a Dj.
He plays House.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - rickman - 2012-01-07 18:32:07
Why were the animals trapped at a trance rave?
There were too many snares.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - Evangelink - 2012-01-07 18:54:53
A man walks up to a farm and sees Julio Bashmore fighting with another guy, with three female sheep lined up in front of them.
"What's going on?" the guy asks the farmer.
"Nothing, they're just arguing over the one sheep in between the other two"
The guy looks confused, but then realises "Oh, it's the battle for middle ewe"
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - DÃ llman - 2012-01-07 20:12:45
Whats the most painful part of a synth?
The cutoff knob.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - Attack Yourself! - 2012-01-07 23:21:52
Did you hear Craig David has quit music in order to join the British Olympic archery team?
He's their bow selector.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - Fisticuffs - 2012-01-08 02:25:43
Before sixs posted I think I actually got only 10% of the gags, so all of you explain yourselves.
Also, this:
Quote:A man walks up to a farm and sees Julio Bashmore fighting with another guy, with three female sheep lined up in front of them.
"What's going on?" the guy asks the farmer.
"Nothing, they're just arguing over the one sheep in between the other two"
The guy looks confused, but then realises "Oh, it's the battle for middle ewe"
Was very funny, incredibly niche, and I can't wait to tell it to someone in Dalston next week.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - Hubee - 2012-01-08 12:48:07
I'm the Electro House cat that wont stop bugging you
I'll keep getting Noisia untill you Feed Me a Deadmau5
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - John Thorp - 2012-01-08 14:12:34
A lad is interning for Boddika. All he does is sit around all day, whilst Boddika holds back releases. All he ever gets asked to do is make Boddika a coffee. He meets for lunch with his mate, who asks;
"I love Boddika, what's it like interning for him?"
The lad sighs.
"It's just work for free, work for free, work for free, serve."
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - TempestDisco - 2012-01-09 15:33:52
The remaining Beatles members, Sound of Stereo and Shanks from 'Shanks and Bigfoot' are forming a punk supergroup. 'LSD Sound Cistern'.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - randomg17 - 2012-01-09 15:52:34
North Korea have decided to make a film about their recently deceased leader's DJ career.
They're calling it 'It's All Gone Kim Jong'.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - R0B0 - 2012-01-16 19:21:43
What begins with "s" and ends in "ex"....?
Skrillex.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - Skelefunk - 2012-01-16 19:37:34
i'm embarrassed about some of these.
RE: Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes - Bela - 2012-01-16 19:41:56
(2012-01-16 19:21:43)R0B0 Wrote: What begins with "s" and ends in "ex"....?
Babar the Elephant.
I choked