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Scoob89 · 2012-01-24, 19:20:07

Drank a litre bottle of captain morgans last night and had the most vivid dream that Belfast was being attacked by dragons. think i'm playing a bit to much skyrim.

jamiebb · 2012-01-27, 22:57:06

having sex with some weird looking girl, suddenly testicles sprout from her, i start screaming and caramel starts squirting from her bunghole, awaken instantly.

sixs · 2012-01-27, 23:27:41

why? sounds like it was getting good

Radio Ladio · 2012-01-28, 00:11:33

Had a nap earlier, weirdest dream in a while...

At first I was 'in' some sort of deathmatch á la Call of Duty, running round a car park trying to kill people, next thing I know I'm in a house, shooting someone (really close range), but he's not dying, then I look around and everyone's having sex, like eyes wide shut, THEN, I' walking around the same house, and it's like a youth hostel- loads if different people in different rooms. Must have been about 30 rooms with people in, BUT, I look down and I'm not wearing any trousers, just underwear, so I'm trying to find my trousers which I left in my room, but I can't find my room. This leads me outside where it turns out I'm actually in an abandoned bus depot, so I head back to the house, meet a super hot girl and wake up 10 seconds later.

Someone analyse me.

Evangelink · 2012-02-27, 12:27:29

Had a dream last night where I was browsing CDs, and came across a George Harrison double album. Listening through I found a track called ‘Burial’ which sounded exactly like a Burial track, and looking at the credits had been produced by him. This made me quite excited as the CD was produced in 2001.

aidan_h · 2012-02-27, 14:01:28

(2012-02-27 12:41:31)dezinebymauro Wrote: once i dream my bride will run away and photo shot will be cancel and every is laughing at me because i came late and was not knowing that bride is gone.

quoted for lols

TempestDisco · 2012-02-27, 15:53:02

A few nights ago i had a dream where me and Duke Ellington were on tour in blue suits. There were rickshaws and tommy guns involved.

Perlite · 2012-02-28, 19:26:27

I was visiting a friend that lived in a house in an enormous tree.

Nitemode · 2012-03-01, 11:24:06

Last night had a weird one. Being tracked down in a small spanish town by some secret government organisation. Ended with me play cards with the locals. To be honest ive probably forgotten a lot of it cus i have no idea why those are the two things i remember.

Evangelink · 2012-04-07, 06:10:59

Just woke from a dream where my old boss, for real life work purposes, was listening to my productions and giving me some very harsh criticism of my hi hats. She felt they didn't gel with the rest of the track, and had no presence.

Miklopa · 2012-04-07, 07:14:57

I dreamt i was on a forest in some kind of school trip and i was talking with my friends while we were walking,but once i attempted to talk to somebody i dont talk so often they just wouldnt listen to me,then i asked one of my friends what's going on and he tells me that im dead,then i realize i was floating all the time.It ended up that i was a ghost but i wasn't aware of it.I was that way because of some kind of experiment and in the end i had my revenge over the ones who made me that way,but i couldnt get back to life so i was confined to be a ghost for eternity.
It was kinda sad you know,having your revenge but then realising that it wont change anything.

I could totally make a movie out of that.

R0B0 · 2012-04-10, 15:36:42

(2012-04-07 06:10:59)Evangelink Wrote: Just woke from a dream where my old boss, for real life work purposes, was listening to my productions and giving me some very harsh criticism of my hi hats. She felt they didn't gel with the rest of the track, and had no presence.

Fantastic...

Attack Yourself! · 2012-04-14, 23:19:01

(2012-04-07 07:14:57)Miklopa Wrote: I dreamt i was on a forest in some kind of school trip and i was talking with my friends while we were walking,but once i attempted to talk to somebody i dont talk so often they just wouldnt listen to me,then i asked one of my friends what's going on and he tells me that im dead,then i realize i was floating all the time.It ended up that i was a ghost but i wasn't aware of it.I was that way because of some kind of experiment and in the end i had my revenge over the ones who made me that way,but i couldnt get back to life so i was confined to be a ghost for eternity.
It was kinda sad you know,having your revenge but then realising that it wont change anything.

I could totally make a movie out of that.

It's kind of already been done...

[Image: CastingannouncedforGhostTheMusical.jpg]

Bela · 2012-04-16, 11:39:58

Oh god I just remembered. I had the weirdest dream ever. So, Erol was a well known priest (I have not made this up I promise)...

So, there was this church, for DJs, and Erol was supposed to visit it. All the superstars, and of course, the forum, decided to have a little pilgrimage to the church. As we were walking, I noticed NT89, Matt Walsh, Riton...and Scarlett Etienne, who was taller than me, and I found it pretty weird, as I'm quite BIG. Then I looked at her feet, and she was wearing Louboutin's, she started complaining about how uncomfy they are though.

So when we got into the church it was already packed, I took the first seat available and then Erol walked out and he was looking a bit different than he does, he had long white hair, looking pretty much like Saruman, and before he started talking, he decided to give away something like hm...a symbol of his religion to everyone, whiiich was...a golden drawing pin. He was holding a bunch of them in a basket. He was walking around the place & giving them away, but when I got mine it kind of melted in my hands (I just started playing with it and pretty much broke it), and everyone look at me outraged - I wanted to ask for another one, but I was too ashamed.

And that's all.
BRB, booking a visit @ psychiatrist

nt89 · 2012-04-16, 11:56:11

nice Subconscious :D what were we wearing?

aidan_h · 2012-04-16, 11:57:14

woooooooooah

i thought my dream was weird. i was having a birthday party for myself, with loads of old school friends and family. then i started wandering around a hospital pretending to be a doctor, but when i got back to the "party" room i was just out of surgery for a back problem i've been having lately, and in loads of pain. they sat me in the bed in a really uncomfortable fashion, and then tried to give me food - it was like a fajita filled with lettuce, salad cream and red onion - which i HATE - and i was desperately trying to tell them this but apparently the chef wanted me to eat it - and then i woke up.

Evangelink · 2012-04-16, 12:12:23

Both really weird guys, really weird.

Bela · 2012-04-16, 12:23:35

(2012-04-16 11:56:11)nt89 Wrote: nice Subconscious :D what were we wearing?

I know you were wearing a white t-shirt with your logo on it and a cap #classicnt89

(2012-04-16 11:57:14)aidan_h Wrote: woooooooooah

i thought my dream was weird. i was having a birthday party for myself, with loads of old school friends and family. then i started wandering around a hospital pretending to be a doctor, but when i got back to the "party" room i was just out of surgery for a back problem i've been having lately, and in loads of pain. they sat me in the bed in a really uncomfortable fashion, and then tried to give me food - it was like a fajita filled with lettuce, salad cream and red onion - which i HATE - and i was desperately trying to tell them this but apparently the chef wanted me to eat it - and then i woke up.

we need to stop doing drugs, like seriously...*

*jk

murray888 · 2012-04-16, 12:50:56

Last night I dreamt that I was in Hawaii with President David Palmer (of 24 fame) and was taking photos of a rad sunset on Hipstamatic. For some reason we were sitting inside a 40' container on the beach.

No idea.

aidan_h · 2012-04-16, 12:52:37

(2012-04-16 12:23:35)Bela Wrote:
(2012-04-16 11:56:11)nt89 Wrote: nice Subconscious :D what were we wearing?

I know you were wearing a white t-shirt with your logo on it and a cap #classicnt89

(2012-04-16 11:57:14)aidan_h Wrote: woooooooooah

i thought my dream was weird. i was having a birthday party for myself, with loads of old school friends and family. then i started wandering around a hospital pretending to be a doctor, but when i got back to the "party" room i was just out of surgery for a back problem i've been having lately, and in loads of pain. they sat me in the bed in a really uncomfortable fashion, and then tried to give me food - it was like a fajita filled with lettuce, salad cream and red onion - which i HATE - and i was desperately trying to tell them this but apparently the chef wanted me to eat it - and then i woke up.

we need to stop doing drugs, like seriously...*

*jk

love is the drug ;)

Evangelink · 2012-05-16, 09:29:34

Been eating a lot of cottage chees before bed recently, hasn't affected my dreams as much as expected, but last night was strange.

I dreamt that I was in a televised gameshow, but it was filmed in my local church. I was matched up with an older blonde lady, and the idea of the show was that I had to seduce her in one of the rooms upstairs while people watched and voted. Needless to say, I was excellent.

Does this mean I like older women?

Bela · 2012-05-16, 10:03:55

(2012-05-16 09:29:34)Evangelink Wrote: Been eating a lot of cottage chees before bed recently, hasn't affected my dreams as much as expected, but last night was strange.

I dreamt that I was in a televised gameshow, but it was filmed in my local church. I was matched up with an older blonde lady, and the idea of the show was that I had to seduce her in one of the rooms upstairs while people watched and voted. Needless to say, I was excellent.

Does this mean I like older women?

Yesterday I dreamt that I was in Russia and got arrested by Putin himself, but instead of going to jail he decided to make me his slave, I was living in one of his apartments, which were kinda oldschool, and quite small, I was dying of boredom cause I could only watch TV (1 programme) or play on a guitar with broken strings.
Also, he was very attracted to me, which was kinda scary.

Does this mean that I secretely like Vladimir Putin?

Evangelink · 2012-05-16, 10:13:14

^ Yes, it probably does. Here's the deal, you have Putin, and I'll have his wife. We'll both be happy then.

Bela · 2012-05-16, 12:15:24

(2012-05-16 10:13:14)Evangelink Wrote: ^ Yes, it probably does. Here's the deal, you have Putin, and I'll have his wife. We'll both be happy then.

Ludmilla, right? cause Alina is too young for you...

Evangelink · 2012-05-16, 13:02:19

(2012-05-16 12:15:24)Bela Wrote:
(2012-05-16 10:13:14)Evangelink Wrote: ^ Yes, it probably does. Here's the deal, you have Putin, and I'll have his wife. We'll both be happy then.

Ludmilla, right? cause Alina is too young for you...

Definitely Ludmilla, pretty much the woman of my dreams right now.