Wtf tweets

[faisal]

bot106 @oizo3000 just threw a cdj to the crowd...massive
ongeveer 16 uur ago from TwitterBerry

any info on this?

to not make this thread entirely useless i suggest you post your tweets that make you go wtf or want to know more about :)

[Ghosts of Venice]

Anything tiga or diplo write. Haha

"Diplo - Got my swagger on way too early, now I'm dripping swag everywhere!"

[faisal]

I came to the conclusion that Oizo is the funniest person on twitter.

@calvinharris eye contact with a pig is enough to contract the flu.

DJ = WANKER
11:56 AM Apr 22nd from web

I need christopher reeve's mobile.
10:20 AM Apr 1st from web

@boysnoize 'VAN HELDEN SUCKS DICK IN HELL' is a good track name, don't you think ?
12:38 PM Apr 9th from web in reply to boysnoize

@atrak are you circumcized?

@erolalkan you always write 'OZIO' , my name is OIZO!
1:08 PM Mar 26th from web in reply to erolalkan

[my name is ...]

"@atrak are you circumcized?"

hahahah

[faisal]

oizo3000@bot106 i threw the cdj to the crowd because it was not working ! i can't really prove it now.

hehe

[ed_ed]

Haha oizo always says "burning shit cds for ...."

[Arabesque]

atrak-Euros and pounds are worth the same now?! Has the world gone mad?? Let's go back to trading cows.

[RipTide]

boys noize's new profile pic

[FUDGE]

http://twitter.com/Borat

[Stuartt]

racket Wrote:boys noize's new profile pic
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_producti...te__me.jpg

haha how odd!?

[drsaith]

"Just noticed they keep puttin the dj's hands on the the big screen. Better bring some hand cream tomorrow - don't wanna look crusty up there" - tim westwood

[verbingthenoun]

erolalkan: Just drove past a cat blasm
frankichan: @erolalkan what's a cat blasm?
erolalkan: @frankichan man, it's some supreme top secret heavy weight shit which I cannot tweet. I'll show u one when I see u next. Next level +

[orsea]

atrak: http://twitpic.com/5jrfa - Look who I just ran into in the street!

[Melting Wing]

Following Heide Montag and Spencer Pratt is way more enteratining than their shitty show. Heidi constantly updates with "OMG I LOVE JESUS!!!", I can't even fathom what would persuade someone to tweet about there overwhelming love for Christ but it makes me laugh super hard everytime.

[Finx_1]

Calvinharris - DRY YOUR EYES YOU MISERABLE C*NTS

Yes.. calvin harris did say the bad word.. didn't think that was quite right coming from someone who may have children following him..

Is there an age restriction on twitter?
Not that i care about language, i use the C word to greet my friends all the time :D

[Melting Wing]

Also, Lilly Allen is partially/fully retarded according to her tweets.

[orsea]

oizo3000:@calvinharris cool pic but you really look like a DICK!

[SomethingMoreGlorious]

Haha.

Awesome. Oizo wins Twitter. Such brilliant use of uppercase lettering.

[orsea]

oh and if your wondering which photo he was referring to in which calvin harris looks like a "DICK"
it was this

http://twitpic.com/6w8u9

[jo55_hhh]

this makes me love oizo even more. and might make me join twitter

[orsea]

mumdance:I had a gaylord delivered round my house last night for dinner http://twitpic.com/6wetf

[luke_h]

maddecent

oh and bear with us while we deal with bloodclaaaaaat 500 internal server issues on our site

[aidan_h]

i'm still not entirely sure what blood clot means. is it just a generic jamaican insult? or something more than that?

[narrator]

have to laugh at Oizo leaving comments on Michael Ceras page about vitamins..

also

@boysnoize jeffer is my fav. sounds like jazz recorded by dead insects

[Ghosts of Venice]

MIA does quite interesting twitter art.