Wtf tweets

[steve]

http://twitter.com/viz_top_tips
amazing

[Schwindlig]

aidan_h Wrote:i'm still not entirely sure what blood clot means. is it just a generic jamaican insult? or something more than that?

Yeah I think it's used as a general insult (although a harsh one). Its like they are saying you came from a blood clot rather than an ovum.

[Mat Payne]

Schwindlig Wrote:

aidan_h Wrote:i'm still not entirely sure what blood clot means. is it just a generic jamaican insult? or something more than that?

Yeah I think it's used as a general insult (although a harsh one). Its like they are saying you came from a blood clot rather than an ovum.

erm no it doesn't mean that.

'Clot' is patois for cloth,

So its a Blood Cloth, in other words a sanitary towel....

[Mat Payne]

matpayne Wrote:

Schwindlig Wrote:

aidan_h Wrote:i'm still not entirely sure what blood clot means. is it just a generic jamaican insult? or something more than that?

Yeah I think it's used as a general insult (although a harsh one). Its like they are saying you came from a blood clot rather than an ovum.

erm no it doesn't mean that.

'Clot' is patois for cloth,

So its a Blood Cloth, in other words a sanitary towel....

btw its 'clart' and not 'clot'

[Schwindlig]

matpayne Wrote:

matpayne Wrote:

Schwindlig Wrote:Yeah I think it's used as a general insult (although a harsh one). Its like they are saying you came from a blood clot rather than an ovum.

erm no it doesn't mean that.

'Clot' is patois for cloth,

So its a Blood Cloth, in other words a sanitary towel....

btw its 'clart' and not 'clot'

Quote:Jamaican patois for woman's sanitary napkin, used as a derogatory descriptive term. A severe profanity thought to originate from the unsanitary nature of the female period. It can be used in many contexts, especially to back up a strong statement.

Jamaicans consider this as crude and insulting language. What seems to be the most dominant curse is to refer to someone as a "Ras clot" "bongo clot," or "bumba clot." In these contexts, the term "clat" or clot does not mean a "cloth". Calling someone one of these words is like saying they came from a 'blood clot' and not an ovum from their mother's womb.

[Mat Payne]

Schwindlig Wrote:

matpayne Wrote:

matpayne Wrote:erm no it doesn't mean that.

'Clot' is patois for cloth,

So its a Blood Cloth, in other words a sanitary towel....

btw its 'clart' and not 'clot'

Quote:Jamaican patois for woman's sanitary napkin, used as a derogatory descriptive term. A severe profanity thought to originate from the unsanitary nature of the female period. It can be used in many contexts, especially to back up a strong statement.

Jamaicans consider this as crude and insulting language. What seems to be the most dominant curse is to refer to someone as a "Ras clot" "bongo clot," or "bumba clot." In these contexts, the term "clat" or clot does not mean a "cloth". Calling someone one of these words is like saying they came from a 'blood clot' and not an ovum from their mother's womb.

haha you didnt get the GLC reference ;)

[Ghosts of Venice]

Haha mat I love your signature.

[astralwish]

readytouffi have read your tweets about yelle. i care nothing about what she thinks of me. possum face.
about 2 hours ago from web

rofl

[orsea]

Foamo: got mugged by a gang of seagulls... They hit me on the head and stole my pasty out of my hands

[Attack Yourself!]

drsaith Wrote:"Just noticed they keep puttin the dj's hands on the the big screen. Better bring some hand cream tomorrow - don't wanna look crusty up there" - tim westwood

Is his twitter @TimWestwood?

[el denv]

diplo: "Why is everyone on about this new band "lockerbee bomber" in the uk?"

made me lol

[Bela]

Quote:@erolalkan kurt singing bon jovi? well done fuckface

[slutty fringe]

brodinski @ erol alkan: do you know the techno pat swayze?

[Bela]

almost spit out my breakfast.

[SomethingMoreGlorious]

oizo3000 - just lost my itunes library. 1500 shit dance tracks. i think i feel better now.

[Skofo]

ciaotiga 2010 is incredible so far.


i lold

[Young Gun]

benbenwork Wrote:

Young Gun Wrote:never really watched Gavin and Stacy before, how long has DJ hell been in it?

Ha! only caught a tiny bit of it, never watch it, and I know exactly what you are on about!

haha yeah, it was Matt Walsh that tweeted this though incase that wasn't clear.

[murdeek]

xdeadstarr Wrote:

parton1990 Wrote:

CatMonkeyPig Wrote:murdeek3000 :
RT @BBCNews: News just in- @Xanthereanne is a complete pussy and should come to Decked Out with @murdeek3000 and @CatMonkeyPig

Hahahahaha

class

hahaha how this happened? :D

well if the bbc say it then it must be true.....

[X-CesS]

parton1990 Wrote:

Jumping Jack Flash Wrote:

parton1990 Wrote:not so much a tweet or WTF but boys noize and erol are in the studio together again...YUM

I wonder what they are doing there...

having a game of cricket and afternoon tea i would suspect

Na they are baking fresh new tasty bangers :D
Or
Disscussing on what teaser they would give us
:lol:

[parton1990]

i think something more glourious is just winning all over twitter atm;

@TimWestwood That's because you're a mad racist. Which is strange for a man who thinks he's black.

@iamlittleboots Look, enough of this pussy footing around, will you be my girlfriend or not?

@TimWestwood I don't think a 50 year old man who acts like he's 18 and black is in any position to be dishing out advice, tbqf.

[JayPlay]

Attack Yourself! Wrote:

lvis1990 Wrote:Steve aiokies tour manager just punched me in the face! Lollllllll

dis gon b gud

Pretty much everyone on my twitter is talking about this. It seems L-Vis was going a little long on his set time...

[Daleee]

Link to your twitter chums?

[parton1990]

the reply from bok bok is the best

omg just read about aoki's manager. Did you tell him you gave their shite teenybopper label their best remix for free????

[parton1990]

the reply from bok bok is the best

omg just read about aoki's manager. Did you tell him you gave their shite teenybopper label their best remix for free????

[ana]