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SomethingMoreGlorious · 2009-06-17, 15:26:23

Digital Glasses Wrote:Well it's a good job I don't wear shoes. I lost my feet in a freak attack by an unidentified feminist.

Tiga?

Digital Glasses · 2009-06-17, 15:28:07

I don't remember it was such a blur. My money is on Mat Payne.

SomethingMoreGlorious · 2009-06-17, 15:33:16

Digital Glasses Wrote:Mat Payne.

The poor man's Tiga.

Mat Payne · 2009-06-17, 15:36:23

SomethingMoreGlorious Wrote:
Digital Glasses Wrote:Mat Payne.
The poor man's Tiga.

cheers.

SomethingMoreGlorious · 2009-06-17, 15:38:52

matpayne Wrote:
SomethingMoreGlorious Wrote:
Digital Glasses Wrote:Mat Payne.
The poor man's Tiga.
cheers.

Busted.

I'm a poor man so you'll always be my numero uno.

:cool:

charlie_ · 2009-06-17, 15:57:05

Can this be the what's the most unluckies period of your life thread too? ok

mine would have to be the last two months

firstly, waking up at 4am to find the top floor of your flat is completely on fire!! not nice believe me.

It taking the builders and insurance companies 2 months to sort the house fire out. Meanwhile nipping back to said house a month ago to see how things were going - spend the night there and get robbed while your asleep. Those were the days!!

Oh and then last night, my first night back in the flat. LOCKED MYSELF OUT at 11.30, no wallet, no phone etc.. had to bang on the window of mates house nearby to get some kip. i swear people - don't come within 50 metres of me, i'm cursed!

Digital Glasses · 2009-06-17, 16:13:30

It's funny how bad things come in multiples. Before you know it everything will be amazing and you'll be looking back thinking "How funny that I was so pissed off before when everything is so good now".

Trust. It's the way of the world!

charlie_ · 2009-06-17, 16:19:04

that's what i thought after the burglary! i guess time will tell. well at least give me wide birth for now..

Rory · 2009-06-17, 16:37:32

charlie_ Wrote:It taking the builders and insurance companies 2 months to sort the house fire out.

2 months to sort the fire out? you should have called the fire brigade.

in all seriousness that sounds like a nightmare.

verbingthenoun · 2009-06-17, 17:32:30

sigh nothing so bad as a house fire here but our dishwasher broke and then our washer broke, and then our new sinks broke, so parts of our house have been flooded multiple times. No damage so far which is good, last time this sort of thing happened the floor warped

notagenre · 2009-06-17, 17:34:40

I got the keys to my new flat today...it's 2 floors directly above my current one.

Xanthe · 2009-06-17, 17:37:04

notagenre Wrote:I got the keys to my new flat today...it's 2 floors directly above my current one.

Ha, that reminds me about when I was 8 and we moved to a house a couple of doors down to the one we already lived in.

verbingthenoun · 2009-06-17, 17:37:31

are you going to redecorate and everything? one of the things I'm most looking forward to about moving out is reorganizing everything, changing things up a bit

Fike · 2009-06-17, 17:47:51

Rory Wrote:
charlie_ Wrote:It taking the builders and insurance companies 2 months to sort the house fire out.
2 months to sort the fire out? you should have called the fire brigade.

in all seriousness that sounds like a nightmare.

I enjoyed this rare appearance from Rory, but in the new spirit of reconciliation on these hallowed boards, I think a ban is in order for making a mockery of poor Charlie's predicament.

aka · 2009-06-17, 20:30:28

SomethingMoreGlorious Wrote:When i was younger (and up until i was about 14) i thought the a boy's penis was connected to the umbilical chord at birth and his penis length was determined by the exact point the doctor snipped the chord.

My belly button is tiny.... ;)

FUDGE · 2009-06-17, 21:15:25

what the fudge happened to the boi & gurl threads?

orsea · 2009-06-17, 21:53:59

on the unlucky topic not so much a period but two events connected.

when i was 5 my brother was sat on a pillar swinging the gate shut over and over. so to get out of the driveway i decided to climb the fence and as i went to go over i put a hand on the opposite pillar where the hinges are attached for the gate, just as i was about to push myself over my brother swung the gate shut again and the finger next to my thumb was caught in the hinges causing it to be cut just above the bottom end of the nail and the tip of my finger was just hanging off by the skin.

blood everywhere totally shit myself just ran inside with my other hand underneath the finger so it didnt fall off went to hosiptal got it stitched back together.

week later it was the 15min break at school and it was bucketing down we couldnt go out so in the classroom group of my friends were lying down on the floor playign some board game so i went over to join in and just as i got over one the lads began to kick his feet behind him and with my luck smacked me right on the finger causing the stitches to come loose and finger was hanging again.

back to the hospital.

Louis Louis · 2009-06-18, 09:50:49

So do you still have your finger?? Is it you're main mixing finger? f-f-f-frreesssshhh.

orsea · 2009-06-18, 10:16:39

hahaha yeah i still have my finger it's all fine just the tiniest scar possible to show for it. was the tip of my finger which was hanging off like just above the bottom of the nail.

and no I'm not a dj lol also it was on my left hand

even though that was painful as f**k also for fact i was only 5 but for some reason i've always wanted to know what it's like to break a bone like an arm or a leg don't know why. never had a major accident since then.

SomethingMoreGlorious · 2009-06-18, 10:29:54

I once broke my leg playing football after sliding into the goal post in a failed attempt to stop a goal. My manager told me to run it off so I tried to stand up and then fainted from the pain. Woke up in the hospital with my dad laughing at me and calling me a girl. That was on the third day of summer holidays too. Worst summer of my life.

Garf_2303 · 2009-06-18, 11:28:17

SomethingMoreGlorious Wrote:I once broke my leg playing football after sliding into the goal post in a failed attempt to stop a goal. My manager told me to run it off so I tried to stand up and then fainted from the pain. Woke up in the hospital with my dad laughing at me and calling me a girl. That was on the third day of summer holidays too. Worst summer of my life.

Walk it off bitch :rofl:

I'm so hung-over.

orsea · 2009-06-18, 11:30:23

sorry but i couldn't help but laugh. not at your accident so much but at your dad for laughing at you and calling you a girl.

on the whole managers things telling you to "walk it off"
at a secondary school rugby match the scrum collapsed badly and my mate got crushed at the bottom of it with some rather large guy landing on his neck/back

coach said the famous "walk it off son" game ended very soon after his dad took my mate to the hospital and he ended up needing bolts into his head with some cage thing and neck brace had to wear it for about 4months.

everyone hated the coach, this didn't help his popularity.

faisal · 2009-06-18, 16:09:27

i never really followed all the batter and arguements in here..
didn't even realise there was so much
after i
just looked into the gurl and boi threads for the first time (because they're funny colours)

and realised..

this story of this forum could make a great soap opera script :)

Garf_2303 · 2009-06-18, 16:29:03

hahahah .. Only after a pot noodle, hang-over is starting to shift, luckily enough 'cause i'm working at 6!

Garf_2303 · 2009-06-19, 11:50:05

I want someone to talk to :(

Anyone fancy Call Of Duty?