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Funniest blog I've ever read - Weekly Review of Dance Music
2011-09-05, 03:39:59
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http://tonkawrdm.blogspot.com/

Get involved. Shit is gold.






"I focused on the dubstep and forgot the garage and funky. I swore UK garage sounds different....but I listen to a lot of hardcore."
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2011-09-05, 04:01:12
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haha, brilliant.








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2011-09-05, 04:26:52
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Now I wanna know what "Ecstasy World" sounds like!






Quote:"Daddy look what I've got for my alligator! It's an Ed Banger Records T-shirt and that's the company Mister Pedro works for. Also he has a name now, his name is Erol Alligator and his job is to be a DJ. He plays music at parties and everyone dances!"
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2011-09-05, 08:13:47
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Quote:He had a black bomber jacket with the Cream logo stitched into the back and he STILL didn’t dip his wick until he was 22.

Ha ha, I always wanted a Slamming Vinyl one of these. This is hilarious.






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2011-09-05, 09:11:48
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*Slammin'

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2011-09-05, 09:12:15
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(2011-09-05 08:13:47)Evangelink Wrote:  
Quote:He had a black bomber jacket with the Cream logo stitched into the back and he STILL didn’t dip his wick until he was 22.

Ha ha, I always wanted a Slamming Vinyl one of these. This is hilarious.

Ha ha, Oh dear. Slammin Vinyl! I remember when my sister used to listen to all of that lot when she was in her teens. I have to admit I used to like some of it *hides face*

Funny blog!






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2011-09-05, 10:13:34
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(2011-09-05 09:11:48)PaoloTramezzani Wrote:  *Slammin'

tsk

Clearly I've lost my hardcore edge.






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2011-09-05, 11:53:11
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and i don't listen to drum and bass any more :(
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2011-09-05, 11:55:24
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that looks horrible






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2011-09-05, 20:57:25
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(2011-09-05 11:53:11)PaoloTramezzani Wrote:  and i don't listen to drum and bass any more :(

If I had any desire to listen to my old hardcore and drum 'n' bass tape packs, I wouldn't even have anything to play them on.






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2011-09-05, 22:14:01
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(2011-09-05 03:39:59)electrogrimey Wrote:  http://tonkawrdm.blogspot.com/

Get involved. Shit is gold.

Thanks for the support, mate. Good to see that people are finally starting to take this massive pile of shit seriously.

Looks like there is a lot of traffic coming from this site too so I want to give a BIG UP and a holla to all ya'll that believe in my truth. I've always been a big fan of Erol (as I like to call him), even when he wore his hair long and was stuck playing warm up to 'Klaxons DJs' at The End.

In 2004 I took a vinyl copy of Grace Jones Island Life with me to Bugged Out at The End. Erol saw one look at it as I waved it about above my head and IMMEDIATELY played 'Pull Up To The Bumper'. That is why you will NEVER read a bad word about him by ME. UK nightclubs need more showmen as DJs and Erol is Mr Showbiz as far as I am concerned.

Keep reading my blog, keep spreading my truth like religion and keep on clicking the adverts on my blog because I might get rich off of it if enough of you do what I say.
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2011-09-05, 22:43:10
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Big ups mate!

Are you Irish by the way? "When I was in 2nd year in secondary school" makes it seem like it. If so I've a proposal for you.






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2011-09-05, 23:10:06
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(2011-09-05 22:43:10)electrogrimey Wrote:  Big ups mate!

Are you Irish by the way? "When I was in 2nd year in secondary school" makes it seem like it. If so I've a proposal for you.

English and live in London but I know at least 2 Irish people.

Propose away though...
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2011-09-06, 00:16:41
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I thought "secondary school" was a Northern England thing. A fair few of my friends called it high school and college like the yanks and they were all southerners, used to crack me up when they talked about, for some reason.






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2011-09-06, 00:22:03
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As long as you're reading this thread I've got a question...
Don't take this as an insult, but did you really find "Jon" attractive? Maybe it's just because I read the article before seeing the photo but even if I thought that was a girl "she" looks kind of trashy.






Quote:"Daddy look what I've got for my alligator! It's an Ed Banger Records T-shirt and that's the company Mister Pedro works for. Also he has a name now, his name is Erol Alligator and his job is to be a DJ. He plays music at parties and everyone dances!"
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2011-09-06, 03:27:13
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(2011-09-05 22:43:10)electrogrimey Wrote:  When I was in 2nd year in secondary school"

didn't i point this out to you?
not sayin, just sayin, NAHMEAN
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2011-09-06, 03:58:34
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(2011-09-06 03:27:13)sixs Wrote:  
(2011-09-05 22:43:10)electrogrimey Wrote:  When I was in 2nd year in secondary school"

didn't i point this out to you?
not sayin, just sayin, NAHMEAN

Out to Sixs for pointing this out to me, big ups.

Better?






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2011-09-06, 06:39:37
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(2011-09-06 00:22:03)Champiness Wrote:  As long as you're reading this thread I've got a question...
Don't take this as an insult, but did you really find "Jon" attractive? Maybe it's just because I read the article before seeing the photo but even if I thought that was a girl "she" looks kind of trashy.

Trashy girls are better at having sex. Everyone knows that.

I made a mistake. Not unlike thousands of British men who travel in their THOUSANDS to Bangkok each year. Don't judge me.
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2011-09-06, 08:00:30
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(2011-09-06 06:39:37)Tonka Wrote:  
(2011-09-06 00:22:03)Champiness Wrote:  As long as you're reading this thread I've got a question...
Don't take this as an insult, but did you really find "Jon" attractive? Maybe it's just because I read the article before seeing the photo but even if I thought that was a girl "she" looks kind of trashy.

Trashy girls are better at having sex. Everyone knows that.

I made a mistake. Not unlike thousands of British men who travel in their THOUSANDS to Bangkok each year. Don't judge me.

Lisa Lashes and Anne Savage both used to look pretty trashy, but I'd have given up my entire Tidy Trax vinyl collection to have A bit of the other with either, or preferably both of them.






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2011-09-06, 19:39:47
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(2011-09-06 08:00:30)Evangelink Wrote:  
(2011-09-06 06:39:37)Tonka Wrote:  
(2011-09-06 00:22:03)Champiness Wrote:  As long as you're reading this thread I've got a question...
Don't take this as an insult, but did you really find "Jon" attractive? Maybe it's just because I read the article before seeing the photo but even if I thought that was a girl "she" looks kind of trashy.

Trashy girls are better at having sex. Everyone knows that.

I made a mistake. Not unlike thousands of British men who travel in their THOUSANDS to Bangkok each year. Don't judge me.

Lisa Lashes and Anne Savage both used to look pretty trashy, but I'd have given up my entire Tidy Trax vinyl collection to have A bit of the other with either, or preferably both of them.

Lisa, Anne and the entire Tidy crew were dirty, agreed. I've always been a classy fucker though so always had a soft spot for Rachael Auburn and Tripoli Trax.

WRDM6 is almost done and will be uploaded soon to the blog.

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2011-09-06, 20:18:54
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This is a really great blog Tonka, I think there's been a real place for something like this online for a while. Thanks for filling it with such thought, wit and pure information.
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2011-09-11, 20:39:24
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(2011-09-06 20:18:54)John Thorp Wrote:  This is a really great blog Tonka, I think there's been a real place for something like this online for a while. Thanks for filling it with such thought, wit and pure information.

Thanks for the support, mate. This week's blog has now been published. Keep reading and spreading my truth.
NEW BLOG UP NOW, LADS.

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2011-09-11, 21:15:58
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Quote: A clap or a snare on the three? Not for me, mate; keep it two and four. 1/10

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2011-09-11, 21:33:10
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/feb...f-the-week

"Downstairs, however, will see proceedings facing firmly towards the future, with Fonteyn, Jamie D'Winter, Erol Sabadosh and Stanley Knives in control of the "shoulderpad techno" action."

Written in Feb this year, seriously what the hell is it?!?






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2011-09-11, 22:33:12
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Cracking stuff. All this talk of handbag house makes me want to crack out CD2 of Kiss Mix 97. Used to love a bit of Tony De Vit.






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