Big whine-thread

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(2012-01-27 20:19:18)TempestDisco Wrote:  I can confidently say i have the biggest cock in Leeds as my housemate.

The hilarious story from this time yesterday: I wake up and go to the shop to buy snacks and paper. I sit in front room to read the paper but flatmate is playing FIFA and keeps turning the light off, even after i try to explain that we can do both things in the front room at once.

2 in the morning, we are trying to watch a documentary at a sensible volume on a laptop, he is still playing fifa and keeps moaning, and turns the TV to a ridiculous lever.

We manage to prize him off the TV for an hour at about 4 (at this point totalling 15 hours or so straight of fifa in the dark) or so to watch A Cross The Universe. He's complaining for the first 30 minutes or so, then he says 'it's boring' and switches the TV back to fifa.

I unplug everything at mains in fury and begin argument that he can do what he likes in his own personal area, and he should move his TV and such so the four other people can use the communal area for communal things. He starts threatening me and having stabs at my sexuality. This continues for about an hour. I go to my room and chill out a bit on the piano.

Talking comes from the front room but i can't be bothered to investigate. Another housemate comes down at six and tells me that obnoxious fifa flatmate called the police. The officer basically told him to move his personal things from the communal area and explained that it's a waste of his time.

Ten this morning, landlord comes in to do a few things, whilst fifa boy is still on the playstation, they get in to an argument resulting in landlord repeating what all the other tenants and police officer said.

I get up about six to shouting up stairs, go up and have a look and lo and behold, fifa and swearing at people. I intervene and he starts to make vulgar 'faggot' comments and then brings up the whole 'God hates fags' angle and why i'm going to hell.

So basically, anyone got an unwanted flatmate to trade? I'm sure it'll be an upgrade.

wow, he sounds like a full on dickhead. what did did he call the police about anyway?!