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Skelefunk · 2012-01-16, 19:42:47

saw this tweet:

turns out skrillexs music has healing properties: during a concert, a paralysed boy stood up and left

R0B0 · 2012-01-16, 19:52:21

(2012-01-16 19:42:47)Skelefunk Wrote: saw this tweet:

turns out skrillexs music has healing properties: during a concert, a paralysed boy stood up and left

This just caused me to spill tea all over my lap.

auxrevoir · 2012-01-18, 01:53:27

(2012-01-08 14:12:34)John Thorp Wrote: A lad is interning for Boddika. All he does is sit around all day, whilst Boddika holds back releases. All he ever gets asked to do is make Boddika a coffee. He meets for lunch with his mate, who asks;

"I love Boddika, what's it like interning for him?"

The lad sighs.

"It's just work for free, work for free, work for free, serve."

oh god

kneel diamond · 2012-01-18, 02:41:56

I went into my local hardware store the other day and asked for a little bit of paint, he asked me if he should mix some up for me, but I replied "no, just a few erolal kans"

Bela · 2012-01-18, 09:54:19

(2012-01-18 02:41:56)kneel diamond Wrote: I went into my local hardware store the other day and asked for a little bit of paint, he asked me if he should mix some up for me, but I replied "no, just a few erolal kans"

bash · 2012-01-18, 14:17:51

(2012-01-07 18:02:44)sixs Wrote: whats the difference between fishing and a dubstep rave?
nothing, its people standing around waiting for the biggest bass.

This was my favourite!

Attack Yourself! · 2012-01-18, 15:52:10

What do Joy Orbison and a constipated person have in common?

Most of their shit never comes out.

dc-sux · 2012-01-18, 19:11:40

How many Dutch djs does it take to change a lightbulb with their penises?

Joost van Bellen

Lemonick · 2012-01-18, 20:49:28

this thread has a really good title

matz8916 · 2012-01-18, 21:03:46

(2012-01-07 18:02:44)sixs Wrote: whats the difference between fishing and a dubstep rave?
nothing, its people standing around waiting for the biggest bass.

What did Michael Jordan always get?

nothing Botnek.

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Attack Yourself! · 2012-01-18, 23:37:28

I don't even understand that one. It's a grammatical nightmare.

Enjoyed the pictures of eels though.

randomg17 · 2012-01-19, 00:21:46

Have you heard that Erol's about to release his own line of deodorant?

It's called Aerolsal Kan.

He's also releasing his own line of painkillers: Paraceterol.

BillieT · 2012-01-23, 00:37:36

Why can't you fit the coolest dubstep preset on your hard drive?

Cause it's massive

Did you know Craig David is in the archery team for the 2012 olympics? He's the bow selector

Attack Yourself! · 2012-01-23, 01:08:32

(2012-01-23 00:37:36)BillieT Wrote: Did you know Craig David is in the archery team for the 2012 olympics? He's the bow selector

Posted that on page one. Too slow.

BillieT · 2012-01-23, 01:59:32

(2012-01-23 01:08:32)Attack Yourself! Wrote:
(2012-01-23 00:37:36)BillieT Wrote: Did you know Craig David is in the archery team for the 2012 olympics? He's the bow selector

Posted that on page one. Too slow.

FML

Why did Skrillex get fired from the grocery store?

Because he kept on dropping the beets

R0B0 · 2012-01-23, 03:59:18

A man walks into a Somerset pub and asks: "Does anyone in here know anything about sound design?"

A guy at the bar points to his friend and says "Old Brian, 'e knows."
_____

My auntie was staying with us last week and she really needed to get to the shops before they closed. My mum was in a right old panic about having to run all the way down the road so I turned to my sister and said "Jan, Drive her."

coinoperatedboy · 2012-01-23, 13:03:47

What do dubstep producers use to cure constipation?
Skrillex-lax.

How do you can you tell if a girl is lying about being on her period?
Fake Blood.

Which producer has the worst hearing?
Screendeaf.

What's ginger and DJs in the middle of the ocean?
Buoy 8 Bit

Why isn't Will.I.Am allowed in the fertility clinic?
He keeps stealing all the samples.

Skelefunk · 2012-01-23, 13:30:35

man, i'm cringing so hard but this is probs the best thread on here right now...

Attack Yourself! · 2012-01-23, 18:38:59

(2012-01-23 13:03:47)coinoperatedboy Wrote: Babar the Elephant-lax.

lol

Evangelink · 2012-01-23, 19:36:50

I built a replica of London the other day made entirely of fruit preserves. I called it Jam City.

BillieT · 2012-01-23, 20:16:07

What did the night slugs producer say to his grandma when she gave him his homemade Christmas jumper?

Girl, you Knit!

rickman · 2012-01-23, 20:23:07

What made the oscillator decide to start a career in music?

He Saw a Sine.

dc-sux · 2012-01-23, 20:23:38

Who's better at Whack-a-Mole, Enrique Iglesias, or his famous dad?

Julio bash more

Bela · 2012-01-23, 20:40:26

Russian's favourite DJ?
Moscaow

Attack Yourself! · 2012-01-23, 21:25:26

(2012-01-23 20:40:26)Bela Wrote: Russian's favourite DJ?
Moscaow

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