Rash/stupid statements thread

[Mat Payne]

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1989 Wrote:Shit man that sounds rough. I heard going cold turkey is pretty rough. I suppose you'll have to live with this addiction. Or maybe try the Priory?

You can't come off it. There's a HUGE conspiracy behind it. They even put it in food so you always get back on it.

And in toiletries, I swear I'm not making this up! They even sometimes call it by its secret name 'Aqua'....