Rash/stupid statements thread

[luke_h]

Idea of the thread - got a problem with something, but not quite sure why? Not worth making a thread over? just write it here. could make it into a giant manifesto! No replies or arguements, just daft stupid statements


keep it PC - i guess its going to get borderline lol

er, I'll start.

1} I am the walrus is the biggest sonic mess i've ever heard in my life.

2} Who gives a f-ck about ableton?

3} anyone that pays to get into an exhibition of art needs to be shot.

4} i would quite like to see someone run into a glass door.

[onlyice]

5} What's the deal with Crookers?
6} Man, there's some real bad wonk being made out there.
7} Man, some of that wonk is REALLY GOOD
8} I wish i were dead drunk right now

[rickman]

9} Zombies give me nightmares but I can't get enough of them.

[TempestDisco]

Dale Winton and David Dickinson, lost son and father?!

Streets of Rage was the shiznit

The Bloody Beetroots are only just starting to get boring :o

[BillieT]

My friend is taking me to Gatecrasher tonight, so that means I will have to see PVD, but I'm still really excited.

[andy8271]

waters of nazareth should be written into the bible

[eltax]

me and my mates last night ended up getting into a right heated conversation
about
whether john claude van dam & rob van dam (the wrestler) are borthers or not?
ha anybody clear this up at all?
are they brothers?

[Dros]

eltax Wrote:me and my mates last night ended up getting into a right heated conversation
about
whether john claude van dam & rob van dam (the wrestler) are borthers or not?
ha anybody clear this up at all?
are they brothers?

nope they are not. Jean Claude van Damme is from Belgium and rob van dam is an american.
(and by the way, jean claude van dammes real name is jean claude van Varenberg)

[luke_h]

Why was it Morecambe and Wise and not Wise and Morecambe? (spelling?)

Why did Noels house party never have a DJ?

[Fapesta Jnr]

'That Crookers remix is genius!'

[Geoff Leopard]

I'm saddened by the prevailance of the term "whoop whoop" in todays so-called cultured times

[decadence]

Everton are going to lose all their transfer targets by being slow off the mark and ridiculously stingey.

[verbingthenoun]

I like the Village People

[verbingthenoun]

I don't like Don Rimini

[TempestDisco]

absolutely rad EP is disgracefully good

so NEH

and i don't "get" cut copy, bit nob to be honest, maybe not heard enough
wicked mixes though

[benjomin]

decadence Wrote:Everton are going to lose all their transfer targets by being slow off the mark and ridiculously stingey.

calm yourself, it is all part of the master plan.

[edit]

People with Day-Glo face paint are annoying. Can't believe people are still doing this.

Why were so many people wearing sunglasses at warehouse, i'm pretty sure a few of them mustn't have actually been able to see anything.

[TempestDisco]

Ian Hislop hunts methodists!

i actually have this as my wallpaper

[J.A.M.E.S 3000]

rickman Wrote:9} Zombies give me nightmares but I can't get enough of them.

+1 especially fast 28 days later style ones

[georgedallas]

if anyone ever uses the term 'rave' or 'rave out' then i want to shoot them in the knee cap, yet if you say 'i'm going to dance' you sound like a twat, i wish there was another good word to use that southern students don't use all the time

[vnb]

georgedallas Wrote:if anyone ever uses the term 'rave' or 'rave out' then i want to shoot them in the knee cap, yet if you say 'i'm going to dance' you sound like a twat, i wish there was another good word to use that southern students don't use all the time

Almost as bad as 'banter'

Exclamation marks should also be banned!

[benjomin]

vnb Wrote:Almost as bad as 'banter'

+1

[izimbra]

i hate peole who use the word trendy
always have

why do people love talking about the good old days, or yeah back in the day...fuck sake move on

[luke_h]

it was so trendy back in the good old days man

[molotov]

I don't like and have never liked Lower state of consciousness.