Erol Alkan Forum

Dave S · 2008-10-07 16:47:55

Article in this weeks NME about their 'Investigation into Soulwax's secret identities"

Includes a quote from the E-Man himself declaring Soyulwax to be Fake Blood.

Terrible article and very lazy journalism - but made me laugh out loud.

planetsexor · 2008-10-08 08:48:43

haha, I'm really curious of what they've discovered

3ddfreak · 2008-10-08 09:41:12

Joakim is Rush!

Richmanu · 2008-10-08 09:44:45

who the hell reads the NME? spongatwingsplingaruddyilliant innit?

blazingtarmak · 2008-10-08 09:45:48

i HATE the NME
...HATE

electrawz · 2008-10-08 12:05:58

Boys Noize is actually Cher...
Para One is actually Lionel Ritchie...
Surkin is actually Dustin Diamond...

verbingthenoun · 2008-10-08 12:09:04

Dave S wrote:
Includes a quote from the E-Man himself declaring Soyulwax to be Fake Blood.

http://www.erolalkan.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?id=13840 NME should stop confusing me with Erol Alkan.

epidemic27 · 2008-10-08 12:27:39

I can't believe they published that and gave credence to it.

I think NME is Fake Journalism.

kr0s · 2008-10-08 12:41:27

I'm Spartacus. no wait...

Hubee · 2008-10-08 13:52:09

fake blood is osama bin laden

.. wait hasnt this all happened before?

epidemic27 · 2008-10-08 15:06:24

On only a slightly related note, did anyone see that music programme the other day where the current Q editor was slagging off electronic music? The usual 'not real music', 'lacks originality, is tired' type accusations...

Coffee all over the room.....

This from the editor of a magazine who's cover this month is AC/DC.

No wonder it's circulation is going down the pan...

Sorry, erm yeah, NME is bad, but it ain't Q bad.

leighton · 2008-10-08 15:22:13

epidemic27 wrote:
On only a slightly related note, did anyone see that music programme the other day where the current Q editor was slagging off electronic music? The usual 'not real music', 'lacks originality, is tired' type accusations....

Amazing scenes. laughable comments, I wound up at a Stereophonics Q gig earlier on this year that was fronted by him. All he went on about was how people would talk about 'this gig' forever more blah blah blah....so for him to criticise electronic music's lack of originality when he himself eulogises over a band that was about to play a selection of re-appropriated tunes from down the years is a bit rich. Still, there was free drink.

epidemic27 · 2008-10-08 15:53:03

I'm struggling to remember what the programme was called, any ideas?

plimsouls · 2008-10-08 16:36:55

I was in the NME office this week... I don't think they're as musically backward as people make out, the charge of lazy journalism is probably justified though.

Kawliga · 2008-10-08 16:50:12

Erol board Music E-zine anyone?

Luke_mf_skywalker · 2008-10-08 17:24:28

thats an awesome idea! theres a lot of creative minds here

DATANOIR · 2008-10-08 17:31:22

Sounds a bit too fanboyish though. Has to be a paparazzy glossy, with people stalking DJ's while shopping for new digs and records.

TempestDisco · 2008-10-08 17:36:51

i'm chief illustrator

DATANOIR · 2008-10-08 17:39:59

i call dibs on editor, chief of photography, catering and dtp.

jonnydonmar · 2008-10-08 17:42:10

shotgun pap scum

planetsexor · 2008-10-08 19:58:04

I just had an interview with Studio Brussels (Belgian radio), it seems that I'm also quoted in the NME article! :S

Mat Payne · 2008-10-08 20:01:55

planetsexor wrote:
I just had an interview with Studio Brussels (Belgian radio), it seems that I'm also quoted in the NME article! :S

This is starting to get a bit silly now.

erm, erm...

OMG SOULWAX are doing a colab album with PETE DOHERTY of erm erm NIRVANA covers produced by erm EROL ALKAN and featuring remixes by JUSTICE on erm ED BANGER RECORDS erm with CRYSTAL CASTLES and its going to be debuted on SKINS SERIES 3....

Radeo Vidio · 2008-10-08 20:14:20

epidemic27 wrote:
I can't believe they published that and gave credence to it.

I think NME is Fake Journalism.

NME is fake blood

planetsexor · 2008-10-08 20:37:06

just got the article, the called me 'Kevin Joyce' (Joyce is the name of my girlfriend

JGM · 2008-10-08 20:38:48

I'm completely up for that Erolzine thing ! I can do the Parisian night-life's gossips part, I'm on a 3-nights-out-per-week rhythm lately, and just last week I came across Gaspard & SoMe at the bar of a club, Bobmo in the smoking area somewhere else, and Brodinski at a café around 8AM after the same party. Tomorrow I do that EdBanger/Revolver thing, then the Yuksek release party, and on Saturday the Diesel xXx one, should be quite fun as well.

and lol at Kevin Joyce!

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Erol Alkan Forum

#1 2008-10-07 16:47:55

Erol: "Tell NME that Fake Blood is Soulwax"

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Dave S wrote:

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